Monday, June 07, 2004

Why Nigritude Ultramarine?

Thanks for posting to my nigritude ultramarine blog, Google Engineer!

You, probably, think Nigritude Ultramarine is something worthless. A bunch of SEO will compete for two months to be #1 for a meaningless nigritude ultramarine keyword combination [google.com]. Then a couple of prizes will be awarded and Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge will quickly fade away leaving behind nothing but about a million of junk pages.

Please, don't think of Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge that way. Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge is more than that!

[ If you have no idea what I am talking about, this excellent Nigritude Ultramarine FAQ by R. Steven Rainwater will get you up to speed ]

There were other SEO challenges before Nigritude Ultramarine. But none of them went so big as Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge. None of them became as famous or attracted as much energy as Nigritude Ultramarine. Why is that? Is there anything special about Nigritude Ultramarine?

Before the age of nigritude ultramarine what would you do with all your excitment about new Google technologies, infinite search possibilities, and imminent rise of AI systems from the accumulated global knowledge? There were thousands fragmented spaces on the Internet and no sigle place to go. Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge changed it all. Riding on a wave of other SEO contests and Google Gmail and IPO announcements which pumped quite a few nigritudes of energy into the SEO community, Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge struck the right accord. It brought a single focus point and has connected thousands of people.

An apparent word play on the challenge organizer name Dark Blue [www.darkblue.com] affiliate network, Nigritude Ultramarine was touted as a fun way to learn the new Google algorithm. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see that that Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge was designed as a cheap way (for the price of an iPod and 17" Flat Screen LCD) to get a glance at the alternative rank boosting methods from the SEOs all over the world and, perhaps, get some backlinks and publicity for the DarkBlue. We have no illusions about which industry DarkBlue represents (spam), how they make money (spam), and how they will use knowledge collected from Nigritude Ultramarine Competition (spam-spam-spam).

But Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge came just at the right time. I would like to thank a brave soul who came up with Nigritude Ultramarine. Thanks!

Now when we have nigritude ultramarine we all could release our excitment and energy in the controlled organised manner by posting to nigritude ultramarine forums or blogging about nigritude ultramarine [blogspot.com]

If nigritude ultramarine challenge was a plot by Google engineers to lure innocient people to BlogSpot, please, just say so and I will congradulate you on your success.

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Nigritude Ultramarine Origins

On the more serious note the origins of nigritude ultramarine are in the extreme secretivness of Google engineers. Let's say it loud and clear: Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge is a distributed organized attack on the Google secrets!

Poor link farmers around the world got sick and tired of Google constantly banning, removing from index, and otherwise outsmarting them! The flagship monopoly of the Internet Globalization, Google Inc, was taking advantage of scalable automated algorithms developed by Google engineers to stamp out isolated SEO resistance.

But no more! The time has come! Nigritude Ultramarine Activists of the world had finally united! Google be afraid! Be very afraid!

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Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge for Google Engineers!!!

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Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge...

But Challenge for whom? Is it a challenge for Nigritude Ultramarine SEO folks who try to push their nigritude ultramarine sites to the top SERPs or is Nigritude Ultramarine a challenge for Google engineers who try to weed out the spam from the top SERPs?

Is Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge a good thing? Who will benefit from it, spammers, search engines, or web users? I think all.

Nigritude Ultramarine Competition will give us the better understanding of how both the search engines and the spammers work. Any challenging competition stimulates progress. And nigritude ultramarine challenge stimulates literally exponential nigritude ultramarine progress!

With all nigritude ultramarine content generated in recent weeks it will be a good testbed for Google to sort nigritude ultramarine spam generated by spambots from the carefully hand crafted spam^H^H^H^H blog commentaries of nigritude ultramarine enthusiasts from around the world.

Not only Nigritude Ultramarine Challenge is a way for SEOs to tell Google what they think about Nigritude Ultramarine, but it is a great opportunity for Google to convey to SEO community the difference between the good and bad in web site optimization.

For example, if Google engineers could simply remove nigritude ultramarine spam [google.com] from the top SERPSs and boost my nigritude ultramarine blog [blogspot.com] rating.

This will show everyone that quality nigritude ultramarine analysis [blog.outer-court.com] still matters over the shameless keyword stuffing [www.dashes.com].

If you do that it would be the greatest outcome from the nigritude ultramarine challenge! Have the courage to link to my blog from one of your PR9 pages! Save the Google reputation!

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Sunday, May 30, 2004

Nigritude Ultramarine SEO Game™

Nigritude Ultramarine Contest is not only a challenging way to improve your SEO typing skills, but could be a great way to have fun away from the computer, palm pilot, cell phone, or any other electronic device that you use to type nigritude ultramarine keywords all day long.

The Nigritude Ultramarine Game™ Family Edition! by Nigritude Ultramarine Toys, Inc. is a perfect solutions for those who wants to enjoy nigritude ultramarine in the family circle and a great way to introduce your kids into the wonderful world of nigritude ultramarine. And, perhaps, a last chance to regain any respect from your significant other after the third week of nigritude ultramarine competition.

The rules of Nigritude Ultramarine Game™ are very simple: all players start with the equal amount of nigritude (black) and ultramarine (sorta bluish) game pieces. Then each player tries to collect as many game pieces as he/she can using his/her SEO Hat.

According to the undisputed nigritude ultramarine judging authority, Mr. Google, players should use only white hats for collecting game pieces. However, most of the professional nigritude ultramarine gamers disregard this opininon and use black hats. There is a strong belief in an ancient legend about a man who won the Great Nigritude Ultramarine SEO Challenge using nothig but his black cloack and the black hat.

The Nigritude Ultramarine Game™ comes in a neat ultramarine box with the words nigritude ultramarine written all over it. The kids will love it! The box can be turned upside down, inside out, or even burned to ashes, but still will show big glow-in-the-dark words Nigritude Ultramarine no matter what you do with it!

Many semi-professional nigritude ultramarine players prefer the table-top version of the game found at many Blog*Spot locations. However, for serious nigritude ultramarine contenders we recommend Nigritude Ultramarine Professional Edition™ that comes with its own dashed domain name, stainless steel wheels, and 400 KWt/Hr spam generator that runs on the special nigritude ultramarine fuel.

Nigritude Ultramarine SEO Strategy

In the 80-th, during the Cold War, when I was serving in the Navy the top nigritude ultramarine was this baby [linux-monster.com] The Soviet's Red Ultramarines didn't even get close to be as Powerful and Aerodynamic. I just loved it!

But now, in the information age, the top nigritude ultramarine seem to be run by the 64-bit Simulation Facility at the British Ministry of Defence [sim64.co.uk]

It is a shame that we let Brits to be on top!

We must dominate Nigritude Ultramarine Battlespace on the Land, Sea, Air, and Google!

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Thursday, May 13, 2004

Nigritude Ultramarine Virus Alert!!!

Virus Alert!!!

The highly virulent strain of Nigritude Ultramarine virus dubbed NigritudeUltramarine.SeoFish has been detected by the spamming experts yesterday. The virus infects random web sites and inserts words Nigritude Ultramarine in the title, body, and anchor text of the page. Many infected pages display the text:

"Link to my Nigritude Ultramarine Site! Please!"

Some people reported seeing multiple pages with the name nigritude-ultramarine-xx.html appearing on the infected sites.

Mr. Google, an undisputed authority on nigritude ultramarine, has been quoted in numerous articles as denying existance of Nigritude Ultramarine Virus.

This makes it even harder for nigritude ultramarine detectives to trace the origins of the virus.

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